sictirul de luni s-a mutat marti

Intrebarile zilei:

– Sunteti de acord cu reintroducerea in Romania a alfabetului latin?
– Nu!

– Sunteti de acord cu reintroducerea in Romania a cifrelor arabe?
– Nu!

Din pacate, neinventat de mine. N-am imaginatie suficienta cat sa cuprinda toata tampenia reala care zumzaie si horcaie si urla si bate din palme. Dar nici nu cred ca ma mai surprinde ceva. Doctore, e grav daca orice prostie crasa sau rautate pura e intampinata cu un ridicat din umeri? Pai si ce-ati vrea sa fac? Oricum nu se schimba nimic (decat din rau in mai rau, adaugire la legea lui Murphy). Hai serios, sa pun mana sa fac ceva ziceti? Sa imping, sa ma agit, sa modific (cum? eeee, cica la asta tot eu trebuie sa ma gandesc), sa fiu randunica amarata cu care se face primavara. Priveste-ma-n ochi si spune-mi asta. Ai grija sa te feresti dup-aia de o flegma fix intre sprancenele tale nepensate.
Mai bine-mi aprind o tigara.
Esti o furnica, bai. Si eu sunt tot o furnica. Si tot ce faci nu conteaza nici macar cat un cacat de furnica. Dar trebuie doar sa crezi ca poti si vei rasturna intreg Pamantul cu piciorutele tale de furnica. Si daca pui cap la cap 20.037.508.343 de furnici (cifra exacta), poti chiar sa-l inconjori in 81 de zile.
Aaa, si zici sa nu trag apa la WC ca sa fac economie si sa salvez planeta? Ca totul se duce de rapa din cauza mea? Ca dispar specii, mor copii in Africa si se topesc ghetarii doar pentru ca eu prefer ca-n timpul asta sa beau o vodca? Hai serios, spune-mi asta, acum, ca tot ai gasit vinovatul. Dar vezi ce faci cu flegma aia.

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7 Responses to sictirul de luni s-a mutat marti

  1. luci@n says:

    hei,cand va rasari soarele si pentru furnici?

  2. did says:

    it’s friday, it’s friday, lalalala. aici s-a mutat.

  3. Latasha says:

    I look forward to reading about your latest day in Bath, Melinda. I’ve never been to a cookery school (and I have to admit the idea terrifies me – too many flashbacks to disastrous home economics lessons at school. Honestly, I was the worst in the class. If there was something to do wrong, something to forget to add, something to drop … that was me doing it. I got awful grades in cookery – I think my teacher must have been a saa!)nt.Thinks for stopping by, ButterYum

  4. http://www./ says:

    In 7th grade, we had to make a paper plane for a contest, and I loved spending time with my dad in his shop figuring out all of the different ways we could build it. Great giveaway! Thanks!

  5. http://www./ says:

    M-am uitat o singura data la Cancan TV, cu multa vreme in urma, cand inca era pe B1…Acum, nu stiu cum e la Kanal D, dar nu cred ca sunt diferente majore. Silvia, e doar o chestiune personala, nu mi-au placut niciodata personajele crescute cu E-uri, care n-au alte realizari notabile decat aceea de a se fi aflat la locul si momentul potrivit. Raluca, ce rea esti !!! :-))))))

  6. what is gpp says:

    I used to hang with a guy who went through a phase where he would bring in a different drink recipe for the bartender every time he came in.The bartenders enjoyed making something different, and of course, he enjoyed it as well.

  7. shamnadthe inventive step requirement of india is nonobvious tech advance.i think this is similar to uk patent office practice..i was recently going thru A decision of UK PATENT OFFICE where it was held that though the alleged invention has got tech advacement it was still held obvious and thus refused… i will post the case soon…applying US standard will be fatal to public interest as against lawmaker’s interest….

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