Cea mai bună descoperire a întregii săptămâni: Shit My Dad Says – “I’m 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says”.
Câteva mostre:
- “Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you.”
- “You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we’re not watching this bullshit.”
- “Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”
- “The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.”
- “My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday… You want to watch what? What the fuck is Mad Men? I’m a mad man if you don’t pick me the hell up.”
A shitload of fun, I tell thee.
I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. I am the same decaying organic matter as everything else. I'm the all singing, all dancing crap of the world and we are all part of the same compost heap.
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November 6th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
si eu sint abonat la el, absolut genial.
uite si un interviu cu autorul pt. niste backround
http://www.maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/83977/interview-justin-from-twitters-shitmydadsays.html
December 4th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Mersi! Abia ce m-am abonat si eu, cine ar fi crezut ca repetarea cuvantului “shit” de n ori intr-o fraza este atat de funny
) Cred ca mai degraba e funny fiindca ne si imaginam un american cretin 
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December 10th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Fir-ai sa fi, m-am facut vinetiu de atata ras!! Incredibil!! Nu pot sa cred ca omul ala exista cu adevarat.
))))))))))))))))))))))))) Thx.