shit my dad says

Cea mai bună descoperire a întregii săptămâni: Shit My Dad Says – “I’m 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says”.

Câteva mostre:

  • “Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you.”
  • “You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we’re not watching this bullshit.”
  • “Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”
  • “The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.”
  • “My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday… You want to watch what? What the fuck is Mad Men? I’m a mad man if you don’t pick me the hell up.”

A shitload of fun, I tell thee.

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4 Responses to shit my dad says

  1. luc says:

    si eu sint abonat la el, absolut genial.
    uite si un interviu cu autorul pt. niste backround
    http://www.maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/83977/interview-justin-from-twitters-shitmydadsays.html

  2. Misaki says:

    Mersi! Abia ce m-am abonat si eu, cine ar fi crezut ca repetarea cuvantului “shit” de n ori intr-o fraza este atat de funny :) ) Cred ca mai degraba e funny fiindca ne si imaginam un american cretin :) )

  3. calin says:

    Fir-ai sa fi, m-am facut vinetiu de atata ras!! Incredibil!! Nu pot sa cred ca omul ala exista cu adevarat. :) ))))))))))))))))))))))))) Thx.

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